Oops, I misspelled perish by writing "parish". Spellcheck didn't catch it because it is actually a word. Perhaps it wasn't such a mistake as Trump desperately needs a "parish"!
...(Or, as Jack, see below, notes) , So can Trump also be sold for parts. This may be necessary, since so many parts of Trump are already missing: (intelligence, reason, integrity, decency, honor, honesty, kindness, fairness, humanity, respect, self governance, self discipline, conscience, good form... Plus, Trump ;has those rather nasty piggy little eyes and that blubbering baby-mouth, which will not be worth much on the open market... Also, Caveat Emptor !
I love the enumeration of all the specifics, so the possible Emptor will not buy a pig in a poke, or, who knows, maybe a lot of buyers will just lovingly tear him to pieces! Oh how one can wishfully dream!
But he is being sold for parts. His handlers -- Kevin Roberts, Peter Theil, Stephen Miller, et al -- bought him and are using every slimy bit of him to control the country. Throwing bits of him out to the public like a feeding time at the zoo. "Here's some hate for you! And here's some misogyny for you! You want some greed? Here, catch!"
As part of the deal, the Al Thani family plans to reassign their new pre-owned acquisition to be President of Gaza and the head lifeguard on its new big beautiful beach.
When informed that he was a questionable choice as head lifeguard because he can float but cannot swim, the Emir replied, "That's OK. The pilot that comes with the plane has a nice uniform but cannot fly an aircraft!"
Dumpty looks like he's had a stroke as he triumphantly displays the free pen he just got. Tamim looks like he's thinking, this guy is the biggest idiot on the planet. That pen is not even gold plated......
Are you referring to the picture where trump's eyes appear to be filled with glued? And he's holding a pen overhead, but thought he'd picked up a cigar to smoke with his new bestie?
The original plan was to buy him, junk him and use him for parts. But a covert scan revealed that all the internal organs were corroded and the brain network looked like amyloid city.
Harlan Crow ridiculed Elon Musk for spending more than 290 million dollars on Donald Trump only to lose ownership to a foreign investor with an out of warranty 747 and pull toy with flashing lights for his son Eric. “I made a much better deal when I bought a Supreme Court Justice with a low-end RV, a couple of rides on my plane, and a cookout in my backyard. What a dope”. To be fair, Elon did attempt to give President Trump a ride in a Cybertruck but was unable to fit him into the front seat and the trunk only had a 500 pound capacity.
Maybe that little poopy-scooping guy who follows the parade on the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show will scoop 'im up (having mistaken him for a bigly pile of shit, which of course he is, so actually no mistake, no harm but foul) and toss him in a trash compacter. Ok, ok, a girl can dream!
John, I'm glad you wrote "wall" and not something else. Really, though, I had a flash of an ancient print ad for a clothing-fabric mfr, Klopman. The ad, "Klopman, a man you can lean on," ran for a very long time, as I recall.
There is one YUGE difference between Trump and the jet...the jet can be sold for its parts.
and .. when the jet parks at the gate, the engines stop whining
--and the wings can't post stupid nonsense on Truth Social!
TS makes revenue that bypasses PACs, and so straight into his pocket. and woe betide businesses that do NOT buy ads on TS
With tRump the whining never stops. No peeve too small to pet.
Adam Kinzinger devoted a whole essay to tRump's not-so-fine whines...
https://open.substack.com/pub/adamkinzinger/p/the-worlds-oldest-toddler?r=a61er&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
"No peeve too small to pet"-- brilliant!
Same for "not-so-fine whines."
Ooo! A+ for that one!
❤️😂❤️
That's correct Dick. And the doors and other parts are designed by Boeing to rapidly disassemble -- even in mid-flight 😉
Could this have been planned from the beginning and Boeing wanted Trump to parish?
How clever. Perhaps I will fly with them in solidarity. Just not out of Newark.
Don't try Denver or now La Guardia either
Oops, I misspelled perish by writing "parish". Spellcheck didn't catch it because it is actually a word. Perhaps it wasn't such a mistake as Trump desperately needs a "parish"!
Sometimes a double entendre can solve a vexing issue, Kandy.
You are sooo right!
Trump already has a parish. Maybe the once were called a confederacy of dunces.
Great book -- not so PC, but brilliant anyhow.
Thanks for the advice!
...(Or, as Jack, see below, notes) , So can Trump also be sold for parts. This may be necessary, since so many parts of Trump are already missing: (intelligence, reason, integrity, decency, honor, honesty, kindness, fairness, humanity, respect, self governance, self discipline, conscience, good form... Plus, Trump ;has those rather nasty piggy little eyes and that blubbering baby-mouth, which will not be worth much on the open market... Also, Caveat Emptor !
I love the enumeration of all the specifics, so the possible Emptor will not buy a pig in a poke, or, who knows, maybe a lot of buyers will just lovingly tear him to pieces! Oh how one can wishfully dream!
Yep; there’s no silk purse to be found on that pig.
I hadn't come up with all of those those characteristics even after a lot of dictionary research. You're good, Kate. Thanks.
But he is being sold for parts. His handlers -- Kevin Roberts, Peter Theil, Stephen Miller, et al -- bought him and are using every slimy bit of him to control the country. Throwing bits of him out to the public like a feeding time at the zoo. "Here's some hate for you! And here's some misogyny for you! You want some greed? Here, catch!"
As coins out of a gilded carriage to a starving populace.
"Let them eat -- well, -- air."
Make sure the air is polluted.
:-) !!
Mardi Gras. Throw me something Mister!
But please, we beg of you, don't lift your shirt.
omg NO!
They are all owned by the Heritage Foundation.
Exactly so—and so crisply presented ! Thank you!
Your comment made me bust out laughing :-) !!
<golf clap>
So can Trump
Jack -- Great observation. See reply to your comment, above.) :-) !!
LOL! Pre-owned was brilliant!
As part of the deal, the Al Thani family plans to reassign their new pre-owned acquisition to be President of Gaza and the head lifeguard on its new big beautiful beach.
When informed that he was a questionable choice as head lifeguard because he can float but cannot swim, the Emir replied, "That's OK. The pilot that comes with the plane has a nice uniform but cannot fly an aircraft!"
Like the inflatable autopilot in the movie "Airplane".
Actually, George the inflatable copilot could fly. And don't call me Shirley. 😉
How about Robo-Tina?
No warranty, express or implied, Margaret.
Yes! Spit out my coffee at that part
That picture says it all!
I would not purchase the senile person with the pen.
Andy--that is one scary photo!!
Dumpty looks like he's had a stroke as he triumphantly displays the free pen he just got. Tamim looks like he's thinking, this guy is the biggest idiot on the planet. That pen is not even gold plated......
Sharpie, not Lami.....
he looks like the kid that found the gold crayon in a box of 64 Crayolas
You just know he’s shouting out “Who wants this historic pen?” Then he’ll throw it into the audience.
blinding a little boy in a wheelchair decorated with flags and crosses
Thank you! That made my day!
--where it will stick in someone's eye if not in their craw.
Andy, have you considered making that purchase, keeping the valuable pen and reselling the person to his pen pal, Kim Jung Un?
Won’t be long before he holds the pen in a clenched fist and writes like a five year old. (Apologies to five year olds.)
He already does that. NB: his signature.
You could make a Dr.Seuss poem out of that.
That photo looks like it’s real too! Even AI couldn’t come up with such an accurate Alfred E Newman likeness!
It is in fact real
all the scarier
Dismaying
Trumpty is sporting the "What...Me Worry?" look. Begging the question: "Is his diaper half full or half empty?"
It's all stinky!
On behalf of Alfred E. Newman fans everywhere, I demand that you retract your statement.
www.berkshireeagle.com/mad-triple-self-portrait-parody-copy/image_6a7d3462-2273-11ef-abbe-1febd3e0181b.html
My apologies to Alfred E. - but you have to admit that tRump does bear a great resemblance to him....
Well, the goofy crazed "oh golly gee whiz" WTF snort-giggle expression does, anyway.
The pen is mightier than the sordid.
Brilliant!
Are you referring to the picture where trump's eyes appear to be filled with glued? And he's holding a pen overhead, but thought he'd picked up a cigar to smoke with his new bestie?
Yes…that one. The one that can’t possibly be real…but is totally, unfortunately (for us) real.
At first glance, those flowers in the photo look like gold coins. Great work, Andy!
The original plan was to buy him, junk him and use him for parts. But a covert scan revealed that all the internal organs were corroded and the brain network looked like amyloid city.
😂😂😂 "amyloid city"
Amyloid City, a new drama from Shonda Rhimes, coming soon to Netflix.
The German language version: "Dementia-dorf".
--and veins clogged like an L.A. freeway!
The external organs are corroded, too. Ask Stormy Daniels for details.
Ew.
Harlan Crow ridiculed Elon Musk for spending more than 290 million dollars on Donald Trump only to lose ownership to a foreign investor with an out of warranty 747 and pull toy with flashing lights for his son Eric. “I made a much better deal when I bought a Supreme Court Justice with a low-end RV, a couple of rides on my plane, and a cookout in my backyard. What a dope”. To be fair, Elon did attempt to give President Trump a ride in a Cybertruck but was unable to fit him into the front seat and the trunk only had a 500 pound capacity.
omg, that elicited a snort laugh with caffeine spew!
--and the tires blew!
Causing the batteries to explode, resulting in the biggest lard fire in history.
I wish....
Hopefully, the deal included free delivery to Qatar. And no returns!
I hope they take him out to an airfield in Texas and leave him there until he can be retrieved
The airfield you're thinking of is called Newark Airport, sorry to say. Alas, poor airport, I'd known you well.
my mistake, L.R., I did mean Newark - lol
I'm grateful for the mistake - we have enough problems in Texas without dumping trump in our midst.
We all do, Susan... *sigh*
Maybe that little poopy-scooping guy who follows the parade on the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show will scoop 'im up (having mistaken him for a bigly pile of shit, which of course he is, so actually no mistake, no harm but foul) and toss him in a trash compacter. Ok, ok, a girl can dream!
Keep dreaming, Floofie. You always leave me with a big smile.
The photo reminds me of those photos on social media of "Puppy so excited to find his new 'forever home'".
Yeah, in jail!
Better yet, a temporary home in a dog pound that practices euthanasia (though I'd never wish this on an actual dog).
I agree, Stephen Miller, has always made me cringe since he came in the scene. Sleazy and slippery as they come.
--and the oil slick trail behind him wherever he goes!
That aint oil.
Oh, great--another column that makes me laugh and cringe.
Always
AB, a man you can lean on.
--like a brick wall?
John, I'm glad you wrote "wall" and not something else. Really, though, I had a flash of an ancient print ad for a clothing-fabric mfr, Klopman. The ad, "Klopman, a man you can lean on," ran for a very long time, as I recall.
Laugh and cringe. Laugh and cringe. Repeat.
The new exercise routine for these Trumpian times!
You have nailed it! No other journalist comes close!
Accessories include the cabinet, all advisors, and the Trump family including Melanie, when we find her.
What do you mean they can’t find Malaria? She’s already over there in the Emir’s harem! His gold is solid and worth more than trump’s cryptocurrency!!
and he's better looking than tRump, especially since Justin Trudeau has rebuffed her advances
And his mustache is worth more than trump's ...oh, I don't know, but you get the idea.
All the right scratches in all the right places!
She's the trophy (wife) sitting on the mantel, above all the gold trim.
I wonder if the movie Goldfinger made. a big impression on felon
Vladimir Putrid already owns Diaper Don and the Fart of the Deal!
😂 Maybe they can arrange joint custody.
Lots of vodka needed to cover Vlad's regret!
But who has the title? I'm pretty sure 1-800 cars for kids wouldn't want that useless price of junk even for scrap
Gotta’ be Stephen Miller. It doesn’t get any worse than that.
He fits right in with the rest of his crew. I'd expect Rudy and Alex to join any day now
Andy, you have made my day. I know it's too late but I'd love to marry you and have your babies.
Oh, just boink him! Forget about the fights about money and the labor pains!
Please have fire sale and let go entire administration. Janitorial staff can replace with ease.
--and the janitorial staff could probably run the country better!
Thay can have him.