Qataris Reject Trump’s Idaho Offer and Demand Airbase at Mar-a-Lago

In a historic ceremony, Donald J. Trump signs over the deed to Mar-a-Lago to the Emir of Qatar. Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images

DOHA, QATAR (The Borowitz Report)—In a major setback for Donald J. Trump, on Wednesday the Emir of Qatar demanded that the Idaho airbase his nation had been promised be built at Mar-a-Lago instead.

In a heated exchange, Sheikh T…