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Andy Borowitz's avatar

In fairness to Trump, hiding to avoid JD is exactly what I would do.

Steve Park's avatar

Hiding from JD may be the only rational thing he's capable of.

Stephen Brady's avatar

Mister Anticharisma!

Linda Mitchell, KCMO's avatar

Loved the rim shot at the end, Andy!

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

We were experiencing an impressive electrical storm when your post came through! I think it was God laughing and saying He too was hiding from JD ! and Trump! 😂😂

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Yeah-the previous pope gave him the ‘heads up’.

Kevin Robbins's avatar

Is this the same mobile McDonald’s that the Saudis provided for Fish Filet One?

LHS's avatar

I forgot about that! And "McRig" had me in stitches this morning! 🤣

Andy Borowitz's avatar

McRig is a real thing! Google it!

It's Come To This's avatar

Just because JD has all the warmth and appeal of a bowl of cold, wriggling eels....are you harboring deep-seated prejudice against wormtongue-Americans or something, Andy?

Sandra Nicht's avatar

or gagh.... (reference to a traditional Klingon dish, look up the Next Gen episode "A Matter of Honor" where Riker volunteers to serve on a Klingon ship... watch the entire episode to see how he prepares and how he fares!

Steve Newman's avatar

Me thinks he was hiding to avoid a ride home like Putin’s chef got only Trump’s would have been courtesy of the Iranians.

Carol Bachmann's avatar

I’d get into a garbage truck to avoid Vance….well, trump too, actually!

LHS's avatar

When I first heard about the Catering Truck Caper, I was immediately reminded of Jefferson Davis. In the aftermath of the Civil War, the story went around that Davis had been captured while trying to escape in a disguise of women's clothing. Although the clothing aspect of the story was not true, Northern newspapers had a great time with it. https://www.americanheritage.com/was-jefferson-davis-captured-dress

Marlene R's avatar

Who wouldn't? The two most boring men in the world. They make Bueller's teacher look like the life of the party.

Roger Fradenburgh's avatar

As would I, but hang on a moment... You,... and I,... and numerous others,... all have something in common with DONALD TRUMP?!?!?!?

Now I KNOW we're not in Kansas anymore.**

** and thank God for that! See https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/opinion/kansas-anti-trans-laws-drivers-license.html

Clare Doyle's avatar

Lock him in!!!!

Sue L's avatar

No one would ever look for him in a Bookmobile. Try that.

Laura Allen-Simpson's avatar

Yes, but what would he DO in there?

Sue L's avatar

He'll do what he does best. Nap.

Steve Park's avatar

I wouldn't mind if Trump spent the rest of his term in a McDonalds trailer.

Paul's avatar

Stepping out of the empty catering truck, he said "As everyone knows, in Minnesota the Republicans eat pillows"

Al Gorythm's avatar

Republicans were compelled to eat pillows because they already ate all the checks and balances.

Paul's avatar

And Biden's dog Major ate the Epstein files......everybody is talking about it

Jan's avatar

I nearly choked on my coffee Paul. LOL!

Cecil Bothwell's avatar

Gotta wonder how Marco feels about being left on board AF#1 as part of the decoy operation while Trump hid out in the catering elevator with Brave Pete.

Andy Borowitz's avatar

The least Trump could have done was hide Marco in his carry-on.

BTAM Master's avatar

The shoes wouldn't fit.

Susan E Keezer's avatar

Misread this, "The shorts wouldn't fit."

Terri's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

Steve Newman's avatar

Ida taken a practice shot if I was an Iranian with a rocket launcher.

Nancy T's avatar

Marco doesn’t seem to mind being treated like he doesn’t exist

Kathy's avatar

Honestly, ever since republicans started to lie for/with Trump and Fox, our republican representatives started hiding. Selling us out for their own personal gain instead of being checks and balances is nothing to be proud of and so they hide; of course we all see these fools… they’ll see all of us this November.

Steve Newman's avatar

Flip who you can because it matters. Think, November bloodbath means treason indictment. I’m up to 3

Nancy T's avatar
4mEdited

He’s intentionally not ending the Iran war. Along with the public announcement that the US’ supply of missiles etc is greatly diminished, the felon is going to declare a national emergency that Iran is preparing to attack us close to Nov 3. That will botch the elections.

M Apodaca's avatar

Hell for trump would be fully realizing the contempt we hold him in.

BTAM Master's avatar

And impulsivly locking himself in a catering truck and realizing it was on its way to a vegan conference.

Roger Schlaifer's avatar

Once again Capitolizing on a perceived problem, Trump will be launching a new cologne, Eau de Pastrami, to celebrate his many happy nours with pickels, saurkraut and rye.

LHS's avatar

Can you imagine being enclosed with him in that truck/trailer? Did everyone have to hold their nose?

Steve Beckwith's avatar

In a Surprise Diplomatic Move, Greenland Gifts Trump an Armor Plated Catering Truck. Sources Estimate Upgrades to Presidential Security Standards Will Cost Taxpayers Billions.

Nancy T's avatar

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Beth B's avatar

impressive capitalization there

Jim Dygert's avatar

Another great photo Andy! I’d like to know who dresses these two idiots..

Lori Brooks's avatar

Tweedledee and Tweedledumber

Judith Richards's avatar

How about Thing 1 and Thing 2?

Jim Dygert's avatar

It must be nice knowing what you will be wearing for the day…again!

S Brank's avatar

Andy, thanks for the news on the reason Karoline Leavitt gave for stepping down from her job. Word is just getting out that later as she was leaving the building Leavitt was overheard confiding to a couple of Fox reporters the real reason she’s leaving. She simply can no longer balance work and home demands. She said the bawling and dirty diapers had just become too much. But she was sure the President will be well cared for when she’s gone.

Steve Park's avatar

Karoline's kids will have a great role model. I'm sure they'll be fine, just like DJT's kids.

Terri's avatar

That last paragraph 😂

Al Gorythm's avatar

The catering truck is a Trojan horse for pussies.

SCS - Michigan's avatar

Did they watch “The Odyssey”? Now THAT was one sexy Trojan horse. Catering truck not so much … 😵‍💫

DONALD G. Alexander's avatar

Andy, I regret you've got some of this reporting wrong. Think about it. If Trump ain't in the Oval Office dozing or posting, and there's a Big Mac food truck outside, even JD Vance is going to know Trump's getting his Big Mac and Diet Coke fix in the food truck.

Harvey Perry's avatar

Trump can run, but he can’t hide. Eventually, the truth will catch him.

DONALD G. Alexander's avatar

Don't count on the truth catching Trump, he's been through 50 plus years of lies, corruption, bankruptcies, sexually abusing women, cheating on wives, promoting attack on our Capitol, had almost no accountability for it, and, with Republicans' support, continues to deny it all.

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

Although can he run?? Not with those ankles.

Quizzically Bemused's avatar

Truth is what Cheatolini sez it is, and there is a phalanx of eunuchs that surround him and vey for the most obsequious ingratiating platitudes about his greatness, why wouldn’t he think he alone defines truth? The media normalizes his behavior, their enabling complicity buttresses his ability to dictate and define what is real and what is fake.