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Republicans Accidentally Redraw Map of Texas to Make it Rejoin Mexico

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Aug 07, 2025
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AUSTIN, TX (The Borowitz Report)—In what they called “an administrative error,” Republican lawmakers on Thursday accidentally redrew the map of Texas so that it rejoined Mexico.

Minutes after the GOP legislators’ colossal error was revealed, their Democratic counterparts issued a statement from their hiding place in Illinois, com…

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