Republicans Quietly Stop Impeaching Biden After Realizing it Would Make Harris President Sooner
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—House Republicans sheepishly withdrew their plan to impeach Joe Biden on Friday after belatedly realizing it would make Kamala Harris president sooner.
At a subdued press conference, Reps. Jim Jordan and James Comer blamed the botched impeachment effort on “a big mix-up.”
“I thought Jim was …