RFK Jr. Brings Much-needed Sanity to Trump Campaign

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GLENDALE, ARIZONA (The Borowitz Report)—Robert F. Kennedy Jr. endorsed Donald J. Trump on Friday night in order to lend “much-needed sanity” to the GOP campaign, the former third-party candidate said.

“You spend any amount of time with Trump and you realize he’s a whack job,” Kennedy told reporters. “I decided that somebody need…