RFK Jr. Makes Turducken with Bear, Whale, and Worm
KENOSHA, WI (The Borowitz Report)—Robert F. Kennedy Jr. raised eyebrows at a Trump rally on Tuesday by sharing a recipe for turducken using a bear, a whale, and a worm.
“I know that Thanksgiving is still a few months away,” Kennedy told a confused MAGA crowd. “But it’s not too early to start scavenging …