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RFK Jr. Makes Turducken with Bear, Whale, and Worm

Sep 03, 2024
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KENOSHA, WI (The Borowitz Report)—Robert F. Kennedy Jr. raised eyebrows at a Trump rally on Tuesday by sharing a recipe for turducken using a bear, a whale, and a worm.

“I know that Thanksgiving is still a few months away,” Kennedy told a confused MAGA crowd. “But it’s not too early to start scavenging …

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