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RNC Attendees Donate Their Organs to Trump

Jul 18, 2024
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MILWAUKEE (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary display of devotion to their presidential nominee, attendees at the Republican National Convention on Wednesday eagerly donated their vital organs to Donald J. Trump.

After the party faithful made their donations, Trump indicated he would sell the harvested kidney…

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