Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska
ANCHORAGE (The Borowitz Report)—Sarah Palin’s tenure as the dumbest person to set foot in the state of Alaska came to an abrupt end on Friday.
Speaking to reporters, the former governor was philosophical about losing her crown of idiocy, declaring, “I had a good run.”
Watching the newly-minted king of stupid ramble incoheren…