Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska
ANCHORAGE (The Borowitz Report)—Sarah Palin’s tenure as the dumbest person to set foot in the state of Alaska came to an abrupt end on Friday.
Speaking to reporters, the former governor was philosophical about losing her crown of idiocy, declaring, “I had a good run.”
Watching the newly-minted king of stupid ramble incoherently at a press conference in Anchorage, Palin observed, “Whoa—now there’s a moron!”
As for how he clinched the title, Palin opined, “Even I know the difference between Alaska and Russia.”
TBR Quote of the Day: Sarah Palin was the gateway idiot who led to Donald Trump.
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I'm reminded of Andy's column just before Trump was inaugurated the first time, where he said that George W. Bush was the happiest man on earth, because soon he'd no longer be America's worst president.
She did have a good run but when you compare her to the competition she is just a minor leaguer. Donald and his band of scum are by far the dumbest group to ever set foot in Alaska.