Satan Declines to Buy J.D. Vance’s Soul
HELL (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. J.D. Vance attempted to sell his soul to the Devil “multiple times” but Satan declined to buy it, the Prince of Darkness disclosed on Wednesday.
“The fun part of my job is making a person turn to the dark side,” Satan said. “J.D. was already there.”
“I read Hillbilly Elegy,” he added. “I didn’t c…