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Send These Clowns to Iran

TBR Sunday Read

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Andy Borowitz
Mar 08, 2026
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Whiskey Pete Hegseth was a popular choice.

This week, I asked you to suggest the clowns you’d like to ship off to Iran.

As usual, TBR readers did not disappoint. For your reading pleasure, here are some of your most insightful recommendations.

PLUS: Jesse Welles’s musical tribute to Trump’s stupidest war yet!

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