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Some Amazing Things Happened Today

Jun 25, 2025
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Today brought some REAL news stories that were too wonderful not to share with you. So, in case you missed them, here they are:

1. Trump clearly does not know the meaning of the word “obliterated.”

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A preliminary damage assessment indicates that rather than destroying Iran’s nuclear program, Trump’s attack on Saturday only …

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