South African President’s Approval Rating Expected to Soar After Trump Acts Like a Dick
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The approval rating of South African President Cyril Ramaphosa is poised to skyrocket after he visited the Oval Office on Wednesday and was subjected to Donald J. Trump acting like a dick.
Ramaphosa, who was struggling with 35 percent approval before Trump’s tantrum, should see that rating s…