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Jon Spangler's avatar

“[The string of complete sentences] rules out most of his Cabinet…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Patricia Taylor's avatar

Bravo. I know it’s meant to be satire, but I’m thinking it’s true. Just sayin’.

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Jeanne Haist's avatar

One can only hope.

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Tom Davis's avatar

OMG Andy, you have outdone yourself with this one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am cracking up. You da BEST, mister. 😝

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jb from Weston's avatar

Correction, Tom: Andy "BE best".

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Robert E.'s avatar

Be Best Bigly too!

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kdsherpa's avatar

More worrisome than spelling "posthumously" correctly, is the fact that apparently he (whoever) spelled "NOBEL" correctly. That is most certainly a first.

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It's Come To This's avatar

Just cutting to the chase, no need to worry about him accidentally receiving the Peace Prize. Both Norwegians and Swedes can spot the difference between shit and shinola at a hundred paces.

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Hank Greenspan's avatar

Sory, Andi. Im vary much alife. Im THE MOST ALIIFE PERSON IN THE WIRLD.

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Valerie Mellon's avatar

🤔😂🤡 perfect

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Diane H's avatar

From your lips to God’s ear.

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M Q's avatar

"In the most troubling sign, Logsdon said, one of the texts asked if the Nobel Peace Prize could be awarded posthumously—and featured a correct spelling of the word 'posthumously.'"

For some reason, I don't find that troubling at all.

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Jacquie Ostrom's avatar

And the answer is no! Not too the orange buffoon.

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Carole klein's avatar

Nice night late update..I'm going to sleep smiling

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Pam Smith's avatar

This is hilarious . We can only hope he has passed away. What a wonderful world this will be .

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Jody's avatar

If he were dead Vance would be publicly announcing himself as President like white on rice!

I hate trump, but I think Vance is more dangerous. I’d prefer Trump not die and go through the humiliation of being impeached, convicted & removed!

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Anne McGrail's avatar

Agree, but I hold on to the hope that demogogery isn’t passed down. I don’t think the Trump zombies feel the same way about any of Trump’s flying monkeys as they do about him.

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Laura Fissinger's avatar

100% agreement.

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It's Come To This's avatar

I can't see that. The Maybelline Asswipe has the personality of used blotting paper, the personal magnetism of a fresh cow patty. I see Voldermort's wand going pffft in his Pillsbury Doughboy little hands.

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Leslie's avatar

No bueno that still sticks us with Vance. Agree he would actually be the catalyst to Handmaids Tale and 2025.

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Italien's avatar

Everyone’s hates couch rapist veep, though…but I admit, they have a deep bench of asshats…😏

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Susan K.'s avatar

you wish!!! (and so do I0

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Marjorie's avatar

This was the ape-shit-wild funniest ever! OMG.

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Steve Morris's avatar

Another victory for humor! He fat felon takes it in the shorts!

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Dava's avatar

Sounds maybe like Stephen Miller. We can only hope, but Stephen Miller standing in for a corpse is kind of ironic.

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Italien's avatar

Fitting…😏

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cohanhaven@yahoo.com's avatar

I thank you every day, that you work for us, and keep us sane.

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B Steele's avatar

“We should be so lucky!”

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

That’s great thought, Andy. I have recently learned how to change languages on my phone keyboard. That has led me to wonder if perhaps he has set his keyboard to German. He would get all nouns and verbs capitalized without even trying.

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Italien's avatar

😂😂😂

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