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Study: People Exposed to JD Vance Lose All Interest in Procreating

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Andy Borowitz
Aug 16, 2024
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MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—A study published by the University of Minnesota Medical School on Friday “strongly indicates” that people who are exposed to Sen. JD Vance lose all interest in activity that would lead to reproduction.

According to Dr. Davis Logsdon, who supervised the study, “Research subjects exposed to JD …

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