She's already preparing her next debate -- a serious, frank, heart-to-heart, no-holds-barred discussion with all her LeanCuisine dinner choices, daring her opponent to out-serious that.
Gonna be a true lulu of a showdown...Thank you, Andy, for putting ideas in my head!
She has so much to be worried about that she's already clutching her backup pearls, the ones she keeps behind a glass door marked "In case of emergency run away screaming"
You got me on this one Andy. I find no humor in anything to do with Susan Collins because every time I think of her I think of Kavanaugh. “But he told me, she whined, that he would never vote against Roe.” It was time for her to go years ago.
😂😂One of your funniest Andy ! I’m running out of superlatives! 😉Will this “ pearl clutching contest “ take place with worried Susan perched on a fence ? 😂You’ve brought laughter to my day ! 💕
Well, I for one am glad that Maine has always supplied very tasty oysters to the people of this country in the face of the obvious squandering of the assumed pearls of wisdom.
Whether she’s “concerned”, “very concerned”, “cranky”, or even “downright miffed”, she always makes sure it has no effect on any Republican objectives. Campaign slogan: “Getting permission to vote NO when it doesn’t matter since the 20th Century!”
No kidding. She’s been playing the “independent but not really” game so long you’d hope people would catch on, but they seem to keep buying it. Retirement seems ideal.
As a Texas transplant to Maine in 1980, and someone who lived in the small yet awesome Aroostook County town she is from, I agree with your humorous assessment of Susan “I’m concerned “ Collins. Or Susan “I’ll serve only two terms” Collins. It’s funny but absolutely frustrating. The two unforgivable things she has done lately are supporting the charlatan RFK jr and supporting funding for the gestapo like ICE. Outrageous, unforgivable, damaging to the country.
OMG Big Thank You? As a Mainiac, I am amazed in a negative way, that she keeps being reelected. She truly has no clue what voters need to survive daily life. Why these voters do not see this and keep voting for her despite knowing she supports the big orange felonious prez most of the time. She is a member of the MAGA, nee GOP, party. She always has been and has always bowed to this party’s platform. Like “thoughts and prayers”, pearl clutching is ineffective….but her votes are not. She will not vote against her party when it would make a difference. Only when her vote does not count. Same as Murkowski.
If you grew up in Maine and still live there you are a State of Mainer. The Mainiacs are those, like me, who move away, according to Senator Ed Muskie!
Her latest campaign missive begs for money to fill the gas tank of her state-wide tour bus so she can get back to voting for whatever idiotic evil thing Trump wants. She's very concerned and worried that her husband's investments in oil production companies won't be enough. Yes, "looking worried" is time consuming. Add that to grave concerns about your voters not knowing how they'll be able to fill THEIR gas tanks can get a girl "fired."
DUDE, you are a RIOT! Thank you 1,000 times over! 🤪
Thank you!
Karin, you took the words right out of my device…Andy is a Dude of the highest order!
Starting chemo today. But I have great kids, great friends and you on my side. So I’m very hopeful
Bless your heart. Wishing you well through this journey. 🙏🏻
Good luck
Good luck, you know that laughter is one of the best medicines so I prescribe getting as much laughter in as possible!!!! Best of luck 🍀🤞!
Take care, Lynn
Hoping the love and laughter will help you through your chemo. Wishing you all the best.
Best of luck to you.
Went thru it 15 years ago. Nothing helped like comedy 😃. Blessings!
We will be thinking of you, Lynne. Hugs! 💕
I hope everything goes well.
Thinking of you and sending good vibes your way. I went through chemo two years ago and so far so good.
Hi Lynne! With your support system and your great attitude, you're going to win this battle!! Sending you hugs and best wishes💕
I wish you all the best results for a full recovery. Anyone Lynne (with the e) is my friend for life.
Sending good thoughts.
Wishing you all the best and a complete recovery. I went through it 5 years ago and so far good. 🙏
Sending you the best--good luck and take care.
The omnipresent Susan Collins never learned to ride a bicycle..she was always back pedaling…
Hard to clutch your pearls while riding a bike. 🤣🤣🤣
Perfect!!
As a Maine voter I must say: HILARIOUS.
She's already preparing her next debate -- a serious, frank, heart-to-heart, no-holds-barred discussion with all her LeanCuisine dinner choices, daring her opponent to out-serious that.
Gonna be a true lulu of a showdown...Thank you, Andy, for putting ideas in my head!
But but but, she is so concerned; just not about YOU
Something about casting pearls before swine comes to mind.
Easy to visualize a certain orange swine.
Perfect.
She has so much to be worried about that she's already clutching her backup pearls, the ones she keeps behind a glass door marked "In case of emergency run away screaming"
You got me on this one Andy. I find no humor in anything to do with Susan Collins because every time I think of her I think of Kavanaugh. “But he told me, she whined, that he would never vote against Roe.” It was time for her to go years ago.
Whenever the GOP roster’s brought forth
You’ll find listed the Dithering Ditz of the North.
And when Trump orders loyal MAGA mooches to fall in
You will find, much concerned, the unspeakable Collins.
An example of how Susan’s just a cat’s paw
Was her willingness to confirm Brett Kavanaugh.
To her puzzled constituents, hoping in vain
To see Roe v. Wade buttressed
By Collins of Maine
Instead, once again, she was very concerned
When a fifty-year precedent was overturned.
How could we support Platner, the voters of Maine?
We’ll do what it takes to halt Collins’ long reign.
Yup. Kavanaugh was the final straw for me.
So many straws; it gives us pause.
I think the worst was Kavanaugh’s.
But also, well beyond Sue’s reach
Was having DJ Trump impeached.
“He’s learned his lesson!” Sue opined.
We think she’s lost her friggin’ mind.
Bingo!
I can't even count the number of times I've wanted to clutch & twist Susan Collins' pearls.....until, well you know...
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂One of your funniest Andy ! I’m running out of superlatives! 😉Will this “ pearl clutching contest “ take place with worried Susan perched on a fence ? 😂You’ve brought laughter to my day ! 💕
Well, I for one am glad that Maine has always supplied very tasty oysters to the people of this country in the face of the obvious squandering of the assumed pearls of wisdom.
And great lobster !😉
Let’s not forget about those fine clams & excellent mussels grown on nets either.
And best DEI potatoes-Katahdin, Kennebec, Green Mountain, red, yellow…😋
Sides are always important.
don't forget the lobsta thermidor
Sure thing. To each seafood lover their own fav.
Whether she’s “concerned”, “very concerned”, “cranky”, or even “downright miffed”, she always makes sure it has no effect on any Republican objectives. Campaign slogan: “Getting permission to vote NO when it doesn’t matter since the 20th Century!”
Scott,
I did hear one of the most amusing comments about Sen Collins, roughly paraphrased: "Sen Collins is always there when you don't need her vote!!"
No kidding. She’s been playing the “independent but not really” game so long you’d hope people would catch on, but they seem to keep buying it. Retirement seems ideal.
As a Texas transplant to Maine in 1980, and someone who lived in the small yet awesome Aroostook County town she is from, I agree with your humorous assessment of Susan “I’m concerned “ Collins. Or Susan “I’ll serve only two terms” Collins. It’s funny but absolutely frustrating. The two unforgivable things she has done lately are supporting the charlatan RFK jr and supporting funding for the gestapo like ICE. Outrageous, unforgivable, damaging to the country.
As a person who grew up in The County in the town next to Collins, I have observed in dismay the attitude Andy reflected in a few short sentences!
OMG Big Thank You? As a Mainiac, I am amazed in a negative way, that she keeps being reelected. She truly has no clue what voters need to survive daily life. Why these voters do not see this and keep voting for her despite knowing she supports the big orange felonious prez most of the time. She is a member of the MAGA, nee GOP, party. She always has been and has always bowed to this party’s platform. Like “thoughts and prayers”, pearl clutching is ineffective….but her votes are not. She will not vote against her party when it would make a difference. Only when her vote does not count. Same as Murkowski.
Has to be a product of name recognition for uneducated voters. There simply could not be any other reason. (I used to be a Mainiac, too!)
If you grew up in Maine and still live there you are a State of Mainer. The Mainiacs are those, like me, who move away, according to Senator Ed Muskie!
Susan Collins’ pearls deserve their own Secret Service detail. Those poor things have been through enough.
But are they real pearls....or faux, like her concern?
Faux. Definitely faux.
Her latest campaign missive begs for money to fill the gas tank of her state-wide tour bus so she can get back to voting for whatever idiotic evil thing Trump wants. She's very concerned and worried that her husband's investments in oil production companies won't be enough. Yes, "looking worried" is time consuming. Add that to grave concerns about your voters not knowing how they'll be able to fill THEIR gas tanks can get a girl "fired."