Tariff on Chinese Goods Hikes Price of Trump Bible to $1000
BEIJING (The Borowitz Report)—Mar-a-Lago descended into crisis on Wednesday after the proposed tariff on Chinese goods sent the price of a Trump Bible soaring from $60 to $1000.
In a brief statement on the matter, Chinese President Xi Jinping said, “It is what it is.”
Acknowledging that Trump’s supporters might be i…
