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And win a fabulous grand prize!

Aug 11, 2024
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Does the name James Donald Bowman ring a bell?

That was the birth name of everyone’s favorite cat-hating, eyeliner-loving politician.

Until he changed it to James David Hamel.

And changed it again to James David “J.D.” Vance.

And changed it yet again (inexplicably removing the periods after the initials) to JD Vance.

That’s right: JD Vance has had four different names.

Until now.

Because today, TBR is launching a contest to rename JD Vance once more—and the most creative entry will win a fabulous grand prize!

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