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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Sometimes a picture says it all. Have a great weekend, everyone!

Liz Schick's avatar

It’s amazing that you can make me laugh about such stupid government stuff so consistently. Thank you.

Mary Ann Yaeger's avatar

And THANK GOODNESS for humor

Mary-Chilton van Hees's avatar

Just when I had forgotten about Santos…

It's Come To This's avatar

Hawking signed copies of his autobiography, "I Am Malala."

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

Have a great weekend Andy. Great pics and please think about a mini east coast tour. We need you out there!

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Thanks, John! Yes, that would be fun.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Thanks Andy! 😂I’ve missed the zinging Borowitzian headlines that used to pop up during the day ! And now paired with great pics! 😂❤️Have a great weekend too and thanks for putting a huge smile on mine ! 😂❤️

Mike Hammer's avatar

When we run out of oxygen a My Pillow drops down courtesy of President Donald J. Trump.

Ronald Paltrowitz's avatar

In my 81+ years I have never witnessed a president who has been so vilified and who has deserved every single vile comment bar none. I may not live long enough to see the end of this horror and can only hope that people younger than I will get off their derrieres and get rid of this (expletive deleted) and all of his sycophants. A very Sad Old Man.

Elaine Young's avatar

Me too - a not so sad 84 year Old Woman

Erika Rosenfeld's avatar

Dear Ronald, you’ve got only a very few years on me, but your comment is a perfect articulation of what’s in my mind! And we thought that Tricky Dick was the lowest. I don’t know whether to hope to live long enough to see things change for the better or to shuffle off this mortal coil before it all gets worse.

Sharon P's avatar

i'm insisting on staying to see them all go down

Linda's avatar

Tricky Dick was a piker compared to this malevolent pustule. I will never be able to understand the complete and total lack of substance, honor, ethics, and devotion to truth that has taken root in our present day society.

misia.d's avatar

I’m sad that propaganda & this uber vulgar opportunist has junked our great experiment. It will take a lot of sage to cleanse the country!

return to normalcy's avatar

You're not old, you are a wise elder, there is a huge difference. I'm 78 & often feel disheartened about what my granddaughter will face but people in our age category have to share what wisdom we have accrued over our lifetimes. Share your experiences with others. It will help them & you.

And remember, you are NOT a tired/dad old man. You have the wisdom of your age to share & that is a benefit to you & those around you!!!

Steve Newman's avatar

Easy Ronald, This psycho will cycle out just like every other asshole amateur that thought they could fool most of the people all of the time. Goodness in some form will rise to the top eventually. Sadly the idiots that continue to support this megalomaniac need to feel some more pain first.

Kymberly Pipkin's avatar

Catering the very white meat.

Kathleen McCartney's avatar

You know the saying, “If we weren’t laughing, we’d be crying” … thanks for helping us laugh, Andy!

Paul's avatar

I find that whenever I see Trump's photo or hear or hear his name, I whistle the tune from "The Wizard of Oz" specifically the part "if he only had a brain" ...it's very calming, and if we all did it, we could meet other TBR'ers out in the real world to commiserate with one another

Whistling this tune would work especially well in voting lines and voting booths in Notrumpber

Sharon P's avatar

date and time we'll be there

Linda McKinstry's avatar

How true! 🧙‍♂️

John Frey MD's avatar

Food containers actually contained borscht disguised as chicken……….

Susan Iwanisziw's avatar

Ah, the Russian spelling! Well done.

Robert's avatar

The picture/comment about George Santos was perfect! Unlike the previous occupier of the position, Mr. Santos won't have to worry about learning how to lie with complete composure. He's been doing it all of his life!

Charlene's avatar

I have to admit when I saw the headline I forgot what I was reading and my heart dropped for just a sec before I started laughing!

Robert's avatar

Oh yes! Kind of like the comment "I threw up a little in my mouth" from the movie, "Dodgeball".

misia.d's avatar

Can he handle the 4” heels?

Robert's avatar

I'll bet he can, given the pictures of him in drag!

Cindy Waldron's avatar

Humiliation at its finest! Andy you keep me sane, many thanks!

AVee. (Alexia)'s avatar

Three in One!! 🤣🤣🤣

It’s an assault of a crazy combination of chaos and clowns

Heartbreaking

But your humor helps soften the assault

Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

I agree, but, as Charlie Sykes likes to say, clowns with flamethrowers.

Karen's avatar

Bring back George - Bring back George! Didn't he win the World Cup?

Beth B's avatar

He bought the Lakers.

Jonathan Delbruck's avatar

Your posts always make my day! Always current and always right on target. Thank you Andy for the daily relief from the grinding news cycle.

Hel's avatar

Can't seem to stop thinking this: He thought there was a real threat and left all those reporters and staffs to be blown up. Who could do that? So many other ways to handle that situation. And why oh why didn't they keep him in the catering van on the tarmac? Thanks for your posts Andy - they help me through the day.

Peter Perlmutter's avatar

Forced to stay in the. food truck? trump begged to stay in the food truck.

Joel Rachmiel's avatar

Seems Trump was most upset at the Secret Service for making him switch planes because his cargo transport truck was overstuffed with fried chicken and not his favored Quarter Pounders with Cheese.

Paul Ehrenzeller's avatar

The Wall Street Journal reported that the CIA thought Israel’s intelligence about the Iranian threat to Air Force One was very weak, but TACO was so scared he insisted the Secret Service move him to the other plane. And of course the 🍊💩 twists that and says the Secret Service made him do it. The coup de grâce in all this is the reporting came from Rupert Murdoch’s WSJ!

Cheryl Schwartz's avatar

Just when I thought your posts couldn’t possibly be any better…Andy, you’ve done it again! Those photos are hilarious, especially the last one! Have a wonderful weekend! 😹😹😹

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Thank you!

David A L's avatar

A picture speaks a 1000 words... for Trump they are all gibberish - his mouth was full of Twinkies

Paul Ehrenzeller's avatar

When Trump speaks, it’s always word salad—made with Taylor Farms bagged lettuce, of course!