The Borowitz Report Turns 25

A quarter century of making up the news.

In 2001, I started making up news stories and emailing them to friends. I had no idea that someday this would be how I’d make a living.

I just thought it would be a fun hobby, and way better than gardening, at which I totally sucked.

After a few months of sending out stories by cutting and pasting email addresses into the “To:” field, one friend suggeste…