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Dec 15, 2024
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Most Americans know Kimberly Guilfoyle as the woman who spoke at the 2020 Republican National Convention and shattered the nation’s stemware.

But there’s another side to Kim—a sensitive, vulnerable side—that emerges in her private poetry journal, obtained by TBR and published for the first time today.

In these poems—composed in the haiku form—Kim considers love in all its phases: first bloom, full flowering, and heartbreaking decay.

Is it better, as Tennyson wrote, to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all? Read Kim’s poems and decide for yourself.

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