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Election anxiety? Try this.

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Jun 30, 2024
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Boris Johnson: “People who say we were partying in lockdown simply do not know what they are talking about.” (Anthony Devlin-PA Images via Getty Images)

If you’re an American who’s exhausted by U.S. politics, I’ve found the perfect antidote: U.K. politics.

You ask, “What difference does U.K. politics make to me?” The answer is zero—and that’s why it’s such an escapist delight. Take it from me: Next week’s British election, which pits Rishi Sunak against Keir Starmer, is better than a fistful of edibles.

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