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May 05, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has earned a reputation as one of our nation’s foremost asshats. But there’s another side to Marge—a sensitive, introspective side—that emerges in her private haikus, obtained by The Borowitz Report and published here for the first time.

These are the quiet musings of the loudest member of Congress. Read them and decide for yourself: Is Marjorie Taylor Greene the Emily Dickinson of QAnon?

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