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The Real Elon Musk

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Jan 05, 2025
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There are two annoying cliches I’d like to ditch in 2025.

The first: “Elon Musk is a Bond villain.”

If you google “Elon Musk” and “Bond villain,” you’ll discover that an astonishing number of media gasbags thought that this was still a novel observation in 2024.

Actually, this hackneyed take dates back to (at least) 2013, when the website for the Canadian TV broadcaster CTV stated, “South African-born Elon Musk has all the qualities required of a larger-than-life Bond villain—all that's missing is a home cunningly concealed inside an active volcano.”

The problem with the Elon-Bond-villain cliché, beyond its corniness, is that it’s patently untrue.

Bond villains drive cool cars, like this:

Joe Scarnici via Getty Images

They do not drive anything that looks remotely like this:

Suzanne Cordeiro/AFP via Getty Images

Case closed.

So, if Elon Musk is definitely not a Bond villain, what fictional character is he? After much deliberation, I am prepared to answer that question:

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