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Donald Trump: Math Dunce

Donald Trump: Math Dunce

Aug 06, 2025
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(Warning: The following post is 100% factual.)

Donald Trump's firing of Erika McEntarfer, the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, has been widely seen as a tantrum caused by disastrous job numbers. That’s true, up to a point, but I think his motivation went a good deal deeper.

You see, Trump hates the very concept of numbers. Why? Because he sucks a…

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