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The Sharpie Art Masterpieces of Donald J. Trump

The Sharpie Art Masterpieces of Donald J. Trump

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Jul 20, 2025
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***A TBR EXCLUSIVE!***

When the Wall Street Journal reported that he drew a naked woman as a gift for Jeffrey Epstein, Donald J. Trump issued a vehement denial: “I never wrote a picture.”

But that statement was an uncharacteristic display of modesty. For it turns out that Donald J. Trump is the most prolific master of the art of drawing working today.

The following drawings, obtained exclusively by TBR and published here for the first time, show Trump the artist at the height of his powers, working in his favorite medium: the Sharpie.

Behold these creations and decide for yourself: Is Donald Trump the Michelangelo of Mar-a-Lago?

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