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Harriet's avatar

Someone needs their tuberville's tied.

Enid's avatar

Brilliant!!!

SCS - Michigan's avatar

Harriet for the dunk 🏀

M G McBride's avatar

Too late. Tom made his way down his mother's tubes some years ago.

Stephanie MacLeod's avatar

Harriet that is hilarious, wish I had thought of it!

Mary F Englebert's avatar

I believe the word you were looking for is "NEEDED" as in, "Both (in case of slip ups) parents NEEDED their tubervilles tied at least 9.5 months prior to Tommy's swimmers being able to make any short trips.

Brad's avatar

Immediately 🥳

Olivia Koppell's avatar

Harriet, you are the best - there it is - a sentence of one syllable words about you.

Lynne's avatar

This is not about today’s idiot.

I just want to thank the many people who responded so kindly to my post yesterday. They were not only comforting, but inspirational. I only hope everyone has the access to great medical care that I do. And that we all have the same wonderful results that some already have. These responses meant the world to me, especially on a long day of chemo. It’s so good to know there are still good people out there. Thank you. Lynne

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Much love from all of us!

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

Im hoping group good karma gives you the edge to take these days with positive thoughts for a cancer free outcome. Cancer sucks but you aren’t going through it alone. Much love to you.

Edith Griffin's avatar

As a reili practitioner I can assure you that group energy (for good or ill) is powerful.

Concerned Citizen's avatar

Continued good wishes with your challenging journey and keep laughing!🥰

Shannon Kincaid's avatar

I thought of you all day. My husband is an oncologist and many of his patients have become dear friends of mine so I know, peripherally, what that journey entails. SO happy to know how your day went. Thank you for reporting back. Blessings! 🙏🏻💝

Cindy La Ferle's avatar

Take good care, Lynne. You have lots of supporters here to cheer you on.

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Sending you healing, positive thoughts!

Nadine Zdanovich's avatar

Lynne, I am so glad we could help you during your first day of chemo.

My husband went through chemotherapy and it was a journey we did not expect to take. We met so many kind and dedicated folks who helped us along the way.

Sending you healing vibes! 🌻

Lynne's avatar

I am happy you are getting the best of care. Take good care of yourself and know that many people are supporting you.

Carla Spackler's avatar

You’re part of our community, even though most of us haven’t had the pleasure of meeting you.

JustNancy's avatar

A dear friend just completed her chemo for ovarian cancer. She's brutally honest and her attitude and story are both educational and inspirational. I made an Instagram account just to read her posts!! She is happy to share her story, hoping that it will help others in their battle. Wishing you the same results as she has achieved!! I hope this link goes through and works!!

https://www.instagram.com/itsphoebemarie/?target_user_id=27313596426&ndid=65854bea13a34H65c04680aH6585508373d06H31&utm_source=instagram&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=follower_activity_email&click_source=header_username&__bp=1

SoulLady's avatar

You are so loved and deeply supported by all of us here, Lynne OXOX

Al Gorythm's avatar

Even with one syllable words, his mouth still out runs his brain.

Lori Brooks's avatar

Tommy is a Tuberville. Hence, he is from a village of potatoes. Not to demean potatoes, but they have no brain either

Paul Ehrenzeller's avatar

At least potatoes have a good reason for not seeing things with their own eyes!

J Cheng's avatar

but they have eyes and even potatos can see this guy is a dud spud.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Mr Potatohead might want a word with you.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

😂Andy good ! Tuberville bad! 😂By the Tuberville logic !😉Thanks for our daily dose of sanity and sweet laughter! 😂❤️

Marion Overslaugh's avatar

"I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh." — Maya Angelou. Thank you Andy for the sanity and laughter.

Sandy's avatar
3hEdited

What did Alabamans ever do to deserve him as either a senator or potential governor? The poor people of Alabama…

DebbieM (OH)'s avatar

They voted for him. 🙄

Sandy's avatar
2hEdited

They voted for him because they have been denied a REAL education which teaches them to analyze and think on their own!! Let’s see. As they say, fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me. If they vote him in his governor, you will be 100% correct

Harvey Perry's avatar

They voted for Trump THREE TIMES.

Joanne Beck's avatar

he actually lives in fascist Florida....

Deb Borrelli's avatar

IMO, they voted for him because he was a well known coach, which then leads into Sandy’s comment.

Marilyn Gillis's avatar

He is a top ranking candidate for an updated edition of Profiles in Ignorance. Andy, the growing list is already so long you will likely have to write another book.

Mark Smucker's avatar

Thoughts for the day…!

Jan's avatar

Please, please, please

Phil M.'s avatar

Since "Tommy Tubervillain" has too many sillybulls. It will now be shortened to Tom Tube.

The Rickster's avatar

Borowitz boils it down so the mainstream media doesn’t need to.

Sandy Naughton's avatar

Im guessing I’m not the first to have this thought: What would the world be like if his mother could have had access to contraception?

JC's avatar

Tuberville is a long word...polysyllabic...NO. NO. NO!!! 😂

Anca Vlasopolos's avatar

Thank you, once more, for starting my morning with a laugh rather than a groan of despair.

Patrick's avatar

Tommy is also against gender-affirming care for polysyllabics. He thinks men are men and women are women and God never intended to have polysyllabics play women's volleyball.

Steve Lang's avatar

tommy tatertown is monosyllabic.

Beth Davis's avatar

As a resident of the great state of Florida, please note sarcasm, it’s good to know we are not alone when it comes to stupid politicians. Thank you, Tommy.

Harvey Perry's avatar

It appears that is what a majority of voters in many places want.