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Trump Accuses Harris of Rigging Election by Choosing Non-horrible Running Mate

Trump Accuses Harris of Rigging Election by Choosing Non-horrible Running Mate

Aug 05, 2024
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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Vice President Kamala Harris is plotting to “rig the election” by choosing a running mate whom millions of people do not hate, Donald J. Trump alleged on Sunday.

“She’s going to pick someone who’s likeable and appeals to voters, which, quite frankly, is unfair,” Trump said. “This should never be …

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