Trump and Musk Share Tips on Running Companies into Ground

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SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—For over two hours on Monday night, Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk pulled back the curtain on the secrets that have enabled them to drive once-promising businesses into the ground.

It was a rare opportunity for fans of bankrupt casinos and shrinking social-media plat…