😂Happy Monday Andy ! We always knew Trump had the magic touch when it came to destroying our most cherished institutions! He excels at that ! Thanks Andy, your satire is sharp and hilarious! 😂💕
Agreed, The idiot thinks big ballroom equals big balls. When in fact it equals amateur, destructive, distraction from a guy that simply got lucky because a bunch of amateur voters bought all his bullshit. Oh my, it’s 8:30 am and I’m thinking cocktail. A/B, you heat me up. I might have to wait till after five to read these wonderful conversations.
Yes, a lot of "Ds" begin appropriate words to put in front of his name. Others include Destructive, Demented, Demonic, Dumb, Dangerous, Dark-hearted, Deceitful, Dishonest, Deceptive, Disloyal, Defective, Dim, Doltish, Dreadful, Disrespectful, Disruptive, Dismal, Declining, and Damp!
Of course! Where do you think he's gonna get all the material for the biggest Arc in the world? And he'll cart it all off and sell it back to the U.S. What a DEAL, eh?
Yes, Trump seems to have developed his skill to destroy things of value to a high level. The greater the value, the more vigorous the destruction.
I wonder why he stopped with just the East Wing? How come he didn't just blow up the entire White House? After all, look how old it is? Isn't it about time to replace it?
You know perfectly well he is thinking about this. You know he really wants to wipe out the White House. I'm sure he'd like to bomb the Capitol building as well.
The same people that lost their minds over remodeled Cracker Barrels are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed and the Trumping of the Kennedy Center.
When I first heard the term "woke" it was a cynical idea among lefties about people who were fake progressives, on the left but not far enough left. Now the rethugs have turned it inside out and made it a euphemism for TOO far left. Man are they stupid!
Brace yourselves, folks. He's going to tear the building down. The two year hiatus is just a feint; he's going to level an institution, replace it with gaud and awful. Just one more thing for us to tear down in 2029 and rebuild as it was intended.
I like YOUR FOCUS, Robyn, on how the American People will rekindle the spirit of the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts in the future! Perhaps, the refusal of artists and patrons to “bend the knee” to the authoritarian in the White House will be recorded historically as one of the American People’s FIRST ACTS OF RESISTANCE to Felon47’s regime of intellectual creative repression!
I'm pretty sure we won't have to rekindle anything. The fire is already in us; we are kicking ass and taking names, recording everything, every abomination. History will reflect this time as one of our darkest hours. And yet...we will overcome.
I’m reeling this morning over what this lunatic has done to a once-incomparable arts center. This is to say nothing of the toll the closure will have on my neighborhood 😢
But thanks, Andy, for making me laugh even over this sad event. And, as always, there’s an ocean of truth in your satire.
"Additionally, audiences have steered clear of the Kennedy Center out of fear that they might be seated next to JD Vance." You did it again - my instant cringe laugh of the day.
You sure got that one right Andy. At this time in history, when people can’t afford groceries, medical coverage spider man back packs and bunny hats for their kids, this is dump’s priority. He’s beyond sickening and should be locked up with his ICE/proud boy buddies and his corrupt and evil cabinet of morons.
What a way to start this week! I can’t think of one thing that hasn’t failed after he put his name on it. I wonder what arm rests he went with..the marble or granite? Because nothing says comfortable like a cold, stone arm rest…
Trump is a champion creator of cover-ups that don't hide anything. Now covering up his failure with an announcement of a two-year renovation of a building no one thought needed it. I shudder to think how casino chic and gold gilt will destroy it.
Finally, something Trump is good at!
😂Happy Monday Andy ! We always knew Trump had the magic touch when it came to destroying our most cherished institutions! He excels at that ! Thanks Andy, your satire is sharp and hilarious! 😂💕
Let's make sure that's duly, and prominently, noted anywhere his picture is displayed.
Trump is going to destroy the entire building. This is not a renovation. Demolition Don is at it again!
Agreed, The idiot thinks big ballroom equals big balls. When in fact it equals amateur, destructive, distraction from a guy that simply got lucky because a bunch of amateur voters bought all his bullshit. Oh my, it’s 8:30 am and I’m thinking cocktail. A/B, you heat me up. I might have to wait till after five to read these wonderful conversations.
It equals teeny, tiny, petty, pissy, wee little insignificant bumps where balls ought to be. Everything about Trump screams MY SMALL PENIS.
And shaped like a tiny wilted mushroom (per Stormy Daniels).
I believe they are called "cock spurs" and prevent him from "rising" to any occasion.
The chastity sheath Putin bought for him is small indeed.
<chuckle>
and then blames it on Biden or Obama and maybe Clinton.
Or Rosie O’Donnell or Taylor Swift or Bette Midler…
LMFAO! Thank you, thank you for a hearty Monday laugh. 👍 Nothing truer was ever said.
With Trump, it's always about the size of the dick.
You know why Melania holds her mouth in that closed position all the time? So that his dick can fit.
Come on I am sure someone has offered “ it’s five o’clock somewhere “ before me. So cheers Mr. Newman
All of this is enough to get me drinking!
He thinks he is a builder and is an expert at it.
Yes, a lot of "Ds" begin appropriate words to put in front of his name. Others include Destructive, Demented, Demonic, Dumb, Dangerous, Dark-hearted, Deceitful, Dishonest, Deceptive, Disloyal, Defective, Dim, Doltish, Dreadful, Disrespectful, Disruptive, Dismal, Declining, and Damp!
Dreadful Dipshit.
With or without a comma. We can also add Deranged and Depraved.
what about disgusting and delusional?
I'm waiting for DEAD
his initials are really dt - as in the poison.
I once wrote a short piece what the C in YMCA is really about - creepy, cruel, chauvinist, clueless but your list wins a prize.
Does Donny Two-Dolls fit here too?
Wow, you're good, you found more than I did! We should try all the letters of the alphabet.
Of course! Where do you think he's gonna get all the material for the biggest Arc in the world? And he'll cart it all off and sell it back to the U.S. What a DEAL, eh?
Yes, destroying things. Oy vey.
This one hurts.
Fear not. Satire is but the 1st salvo in the vast armamentarium set to descend from the the skies destroying all stupidity and sick, sad, sh_t-heads!
The truth hurts, but only when one laughs.
I want to hit 'like' a hundred times.
It’s groundhog day all over again
I did not know we had two groundhogs and one lives in the White House part time
He finally had a breakthrough moment after evacuating the East Wing.
evacuating being the word--on his golden toilet--which should flush him down it!
Just reading the headlines for your really real true news can crack me up.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Unless it's a digital clock showing AM and PM. Or, in Trump's case, an electronic display that shows nothing when unplugged.
Love it!
clearing the room . . . now if that would only work at Cabinet meetings . . . or would have worked in Davos
Cf the WaPo article today about his jokes bombing at the alfalfa club’s dinner Saturday
as they should, since he has no sense of humor . . . or a soul
Trump always finds a way, and so do you! ! Thanks for giving us a goood laugh to start the week.i needed it. 😊
Gives him another opportunity to rip off the people with whom he contracts for construction projects.
Yes, Trump seems to have developed his skill to destroy things of value to a high level. The greater the value, the more vigorous the destruction.
I wonder why he stopped with just the East Wing? How come he didn't just blow up the entire White House? After all, look how old it is? Isn't it about time to replace it?
If he's going to blow up the White House, just make sure he and Just-A and Miller and Noem and RFK Jr and all the other cabinet sycophants are inside.
You know perfectly well he is thinking about this. You know he really wants to wipe out the White House. I'm sure he'd like to bomb the Capitol building as well.
Actually, I'm terrified about what he'll do to the Center. Doesn't Congress have to approve anything?
He's a pro at running anything into the ground.
The same people that lost their minds over remodeled Cracker Barrels are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed and the Trumping of the Kennedy Center.
If you drew a Venn diagram of Cracker Barrel patrons and Kennedy Center patrons, you'd have two circles with a space between them.
Miles of space.
Not true. I've been to both several times! (Back in the day)
I like both.
But the new Cracker Barrels were “woke.”
I wish folks would "woke" up to what's happening to our country.
Said the dead from the neck up.
Still trying to gigure out what “woke” means. I thought it was a phase of sleep.
When I first heard the term "woke" it was a cynical idea among lefties about people who were fake progressives, on the left but not far enough left. Now the rethugs have turned it inside out and made it a euphemism for TOO far left. Man are they stupid!
It’s now just a vague insult, imply leftish.
My money is on them bulldozing the Kennedy Center too. Part of the renovations.
As long as he’s inside at the time it gets bulldozed, I’m good with it.
perhaps he could assemble his Cabinet in there before the bulldozing
I second the motion.
Make it his Mosque for burial and just leave it crashed around him in a pile of deep shit.
I hope someone is on the preemptive lawsuit RIGHT NOW
TOO right.
You’re absolutely right!
<well said> maybe we need a pic of ConOLD sitting next to a barrel added to anything he put his name on.
I feel a demolition in the works. He is the Destroyer in Chief.
"He' a real nowhere man. Sitting in his nowhere land. Making all his nowhere plans for nobody." --Beatles
Lies about his point of view
All the while he’s screwing you and me…
has no valid point of view
cares not what we're going through
Isn't he no way like you and me
Brace yourselves, folks. He's going to tear the building down. The two year hiatus is just a feint; he's going to level an institution, replace it with gaud and awful. Just one more thing for us to tear down in 2029 and rebuild as it was intended.
The obliteration of Jackie Kennedy’s exquisitely beautiful Rose Garden was only the “warm-up act” in Felon47’s cultural revenge.
Sadly, you are right.
I like YOUR FOCUS, Robyn, on how the American People will rekindle the spirit of the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts in the future! Perhaps, the refusal of artists and patrons to “bend the knee” to the authoritarian in the White House will be recorded historically as one of the American People’s FIRST ACTS OF RESISTANCE to Felon47’s regime of intellectual creative repression!
I'm pretty sure we won't have to rekindle anything. The fire is already in us; we are kicking ass and taking names, recording everything, every abomination. History will reflect this time as one of our darkest hours. And yet...we will overcome.
Yes, ma'am!! And in overcoming this abomination, we will enter a time of lightness, integrity (as much as is possible in Congress) and happiness.
we can thank Melanoma for that
It’s not just that he destroys, he proves how angry and envious and dangerous ….no cure for that!!
So he’s jealous of a man who’s been dead for 60 years. A new level of psychotic.
yet he's best friends with a fictional character (Lecter) . . . sounds like a case of dementia if I've ever heard one
I'm hoping we can start in 2027!
I was thinking that too.
I’m rooting for preemptive lawsuits
but who's paying for all this? Donors are, apparently, bootlicking to help build his Food Court and Cafeteria, but what about all this other nonsense.
Maybe he’s using the interest on the “bored of peace” offshore account
Just like the East Wing.
I’m reeling this morning over what this lunatic has done to a once-incomparable arts center. This is to say nothing of the toll the closure will have on my neighborhood 😢
But thanks, Andy, for making me laugh even over this sad event. And, as always, there’s an ocean of truth in your satire.
on the bright side, at least there's no place to view sequels of "Melanoma"
"Additionally, audiences have steered clear of the Kennedy Center out of fear that they might be seated next to JD Vance." You did it again - my instant cringe laugh of the day.
I’m with you on this. It’s the best line of the piece. I laughed out loud!
Yes Irna, that one made me bump my elbow on the marble armrest, ouch.
really, Al, who in their right mind would install marble armrests, unless you don't want people comfortable . . . oh wait, I answered my own question
The emptied out Kennedy Center is sort of like the opera house Citizen Kane built for his talentless wife.
Maybe Melania sings!
Or he could show her riveting documentary on a continuous loop. Why close? 🤢
worse than Yoko Ono - I believe Melanoma is responsible for Havana Syndrome
If so let’s hope she sings the Immolation
In what East European language?
Nothing new. Same old greed and corruption wrapped up in different shiny covers
Ooohhhh good one!!!
A canard. He really plans to East-Wing it to make room for his Pyramid tomb
For the price of the gilded ballroom, the entire Navajo reservation could have running water, with 100M leftover. https://www.navajowaterproject.org/
Bravo!
He wouldn’t even give clean water to Lauren Bobert’s district in a Colorado!
Of course! Now I see the end game!
You sure got that one right Andy. At this time in history, when people can’t afford groceries, medical coverage spider man back packs and bunny hats for their kids, this is dump’s priority. He’s beyond sickening and should be locked up with his ICE/proud boy buddies and his corrupt and evil cabinet of morons.
He also achieved the no audience by continually booking, Kid Rock…
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can get for a catalytic converter.
THAT made me spit my coffee!
😝😝😝
What a way to start this week! I can’t think of one thing that hasn’t failed after he put his name on it. I wonder what arm rests he went with..the marble or granite? Because nothing says comfortable like a cold, stone arm rest…
Exactly!
Time to buy stocks in companies that make fake gold paints.
The outside of the White House looks too bland.
true . . . it looked very colorful when Obama lit it up in rainbow lights
If you can’t join them, beat them.
Actually, he should remove himself.
Trump is a champion creator of cover-ups that don't hide anything. Now covering up his failure with an announcement of a two-year renovation of a building no one thought needed it. I shudder to think how casino chic and gold gilt will destroy it.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-kennedy-center-closing-renovations-c6dba4a46e71b0d0e48d46501195366c
I would think those photos of him, the wife, J.D. Vance and his consort (are they in the Hall of Nations?) would effectively drive away most people.