Trump Boasts About Huge Crowd of Voices Inside Head
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In a combative press conference at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, Donald J. Trump touted the “huge crowd” of voices he hears inside his head.
“I have maybe millions of voices, all talking at the same time,” he told reporters. “How many voices does Kamala have? Maybe one, if she’s lucky.”
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