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Trump Brings JD Vance's Streak of Saying Most Idiotic Things to an End

Trump Brings JD Vance's Streak of Saying Most Idiotic Things to an End

Jul 31, 2024
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CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—Boasting that he has “still got it,” on Wednesday Donald J. Trump brought Sen. JD Vance’s streak of saying the day’s most idiotic things to an abrupt end.

Trump said that his running mate’s formidable streak of ignorant remarks was “very much on my mind” when he sat down for his…

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