Trump Calls For Reopening Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vowing to usher in a “golden age of chocolate,” on Wednesday Donald J. Trump called for Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory to be reopened.
“I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said. “It never would have happened if I was president.”
“What w…