20 Comments
User's avatar
⭠ Return to thread
Annette's avatar

but he lacks in the dancing category

Expand full comment
BTAM Master's avatar

The thought of him dancing makes me lose all interest in food. (We may have a new diet plan here folks!)

Expand full comment
Mary-Chilton van Hees's avatar

We have dancing Santas, dress them like trump, but you only get two.

Expand full comment
BTAM Master's avatar

Two Trumps could bring on an eating disorder.

Expand full comment
Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Wah! I want 30!

Expand full comment
Charles Wagner's avatar

Sorry, little girl, you can only have two... or maybe three if you are very, very good.

Expand full comment
Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

*sniffle* Bad Twump! Vewy bad Twump!

Expand full comment
Annette's avatar

watch out Ozempic and Mounjaro!

Expand full comment
BTAM Master's avatar

Yes! For only $49.99, you can have a dancing Trump picture on your refrigerator! No prescription of refills needed! And if you eat less, your grocery bills will go down! But wait! There's more! Order before midnight tonight and get a free bottle of Maalox!

Expand full comment
Mandy S. Twiny's avatar

Really? But he told Mark Carney and gathered press he’s a highly creative person.

Expand full comment
Annette's avatar

only in his mind . . . just like he's a Christian

Expand full comment
John Townsend's avatar

Highly creative with the truth.

Expand full comment
Bob Graham's avatar

Is there anything that he has created other than mayhem.

Expand full comment
Kathy's avatar

Yes, Trump created defective offspring

Expand full comment
D ODonnell's avatar

Ouch!

Expand full comment
Mandy S. Twiny's avatar

Exactly lol

Expand full comment
Jan's avatar

He is. Who else could create all those delusional fantasies about himself being fabulous?

Expand full comment
shee-rah's avatar

He has his dopey dance where he (quoting Bill Maher) “looks like he’s jerking off two guys at the same time.”

Expand full comment
Annette's avatar

I heard it was two giraffes, but point taken :)

Expand full comment
John Townsend's avatar

--or in any category!

Expand full comment