Trump Claims Florida Failed to Count All 15,000 Ballots He Mailed In
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump on Wednesday blamed the Republican defeat in his home district in Florida on election officials’ failure to count the fifteen thousand ballots he mailed in.
“I had Eric, Don Jr., JD, and Little Marco shove ballots into every mailb…