Trump Claims He Has Never Met Kamala Harris
TBR Post-Debate Coverage
PHILADELPHIA (The Borowitz Report)—Concern about Donald J. Trump’s cognitive decline surged after Tuesday night’s debate when he claimed that he never met Kamala Harris.
“I’ve never met her, and based on what I’ve been told, I hope I never do, because she seems like a horrible person,” he told reporters.
Trump’s incoherent debate performance caused his su…