Trump Claims Walz Was Never White Before

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PHILADELPHIA (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Vice President Harris’s choice of Tim Walz as her running mate on Tuesday, Donald J. Trump claimed that the Minnesota governor  “was never white before.”

“I saw him on television many, many times, and, quite frankly, he was never white,” Trump said. “Then, he suddenly became whi…