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Sep 15, 2024
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Donald J. Trump’s catastrophic debate performance has sparked widespread concern about his mental decline.

As a public service, TBR is offering the following cognitive exam to assess Trump’s acuity. For the sake of the nation and the world, we urge him to take it.

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