Trump Confuses Helicopter Crash with his Campaign

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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—After his account of being in a near-fatal helicopter crash was called into question, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump revealed that he had confused the crash with his 2024 presidential campaign.

“We were in a tailspin and we were going down fast,” he told reporters. …