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Sep 13, 2024
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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” on Friday Donald J. Trump demanded to see Taylor Swift’s birth certificate.

“Shifty Swift has been in a lot of different countries this year,” he said. “People are saying that someone who was born here wouldn’t…

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