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Harvard to Award Trump Honorary Doctorate for Making its Approval Rating Soar

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Andy Borowitz
Apr 17, 2025
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CAMBRIDGE, MA (The Borowitz Report)—To show thanks for making its approval rating soar, Harvard University announced on Thursday that it would award Donald J. Trump an honorary doctorate.

The Ivy League institution, deeply despised by Americans since its founding in 1636, released a statement thanking Trump for his “game-changing …

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