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Trump Enlists in the GOP War on Air Safety

Jan 30, 2025
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Ronald Reagan fired almost all of the nation’s air traffic controllers in a single day. What could possibly go wrong? (Photo: Dirck Halstead/Getty Images)

Donald J. Trump may be a draft-dodger, but he’s at the front line in the war on aviation safety—a war declared by a Republican president four decades ago.

Last Tuesday—on his second day in office—Trump …

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