Trump Enraged After RFK Jr’s Worm Endorses Harris
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly furious on Monday after the worm who inhabited Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s brain endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president.
“I intended to remain impartial in this race, like my fellow worm Jeff Bezos,” the worm’s official statement read. “But threatening to put K…