Trump Furious at Having to Pay All His Hard-earned Bribes to E. Jean Carroll
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Appearing on Fox News Channel Monday night, Donald J. Trump said he was “furious” that an appeals court was forcing him to pay “all my hard-earned bribes” to the writer E. Jean Carroll.
“For the last eight months, I’ve been working my ass off, shaking down universities, law firms, and media compa…