Trump Gets New Podiatrist’s Note in Preparation for War with Canada
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Demonstrating his seriousness about declaring war on Canada, on Monday Donald J. Trump obtained a medical note from his new podiatrist exempting him from military service.
The podiatrist, Dr. Mehmet Oz, indicated in the note that a “Vietnam War-era issue involving bone spurs” would prevent Trump from …