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May 12, 2024
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Inspired by the response to The Private Haikus of Marjorie Taylor Green, last week TBR held its first-ever haiku contest. Readers submitted hundreds of poems on this theme: Donald J. Trump’s innermost musings as he sits in court.

Out of many entries that were creative and even more that were filthy, I’ve selected these five final…

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