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Trump Haiku Contest Runoff!

A Borowitz Report Sunday Read

May 26, 2024
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Thousands of readers voted for the five finalists in TBR’s first-ever haiku contest.

Two poems led the pack—but the results are TOO CLOSE TO CALL.

To avoid baseless claims of election fraud, I’m sending the decision back to you in a special Trump Haiku Contest Runoff.

The grand prize winner will receive a signed copy of my book PROFILES IN IGNORANCE (an $18.99 value!).

Contestants were asked to submit haikus on this theme: “Trump’s innermost musings as he sits in court.”

It's up to you to choose the greatest Trump haiku of all time. Please vote for one of these two amazing poems: 

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