Share this postTrump Haiku Contest Runoff!www.borowitzreport.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherTrump Haiku Contest Runoff!A Borowitz Report Sunday ReadMay 26, 2024∙ Paid476Share this postTrump Haiku Contest Runoff!www.borowitzreport.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOther226ShareSiraj Shahjahan on UnsplashThousands of readers voted for the five finalists in TBR’s first-ever haiku contest. Two poems led the pack—but the results are TOO CLOSE TO CALL. To avoid baseless claims of election fraud, I’m sending the decision back to you in a special Trump Haiku Contest Runoff.The grand prize winner will receive a signed copy of my book PROFILES IN IGNORANCE (an $18.99 value!).Contestants were asked to submit haikus on this theme: “Trump’s innermost musings as he sits in court.”It's up to you to choose the greatest Trump haiku of all time. Please vote for one of these two amazing poems: This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in