Trump Orders Cabinet to Wear Three Pairs of Tube Socks to Make His Ankles Look Normal
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump ordered members of his Cabinet on Wednesday to start wearing three pairs of tube socks to make his ankles appear normal.
At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt attempted to downplay Trump’s demand, as well as his o…
