It is like so many words in the English language that have changed meanings over the years. Until the ICE agents stand down because they collectively say this is wrong they are not patriots.
Thank you, Andy ! I added as such but your comment is very much appreciated & confirms my intent! I continue to be amazed that you read all our remarks - you are the best!
tRump and the repugs have been calling the participants in tRump's Beer-Belly Putsch 'patriots' since 2021. After all, you've got to really love America to smear shit all over the walls of the Capital.
Yes, her diction can use some work. But that chick was not picked for her communication skills as she repeatedly demonstrates. More her ability to please master by staying out of the way without much talkback.
That genius should be indicted for treason for that AI chip deal with the UAE. I don't know that there was one high level advisor that was on board with that. Does anyone think the UAE 2B investment to T JR. & Witkoff JR's crypto deal was simply a coincidence that it coincided with the chip deal ?
Yes, and farmers were still enraged because the replacements were substandard, and most of them failed the course on "how to pick fruit and vegetables."
I sorta wanna turn that around and say they were SO dumb they actually applied! In any case, Andy, this missive feels like it might be your crowning jewel. What a great idea and I'd love nothingmore than to see these guys out there hoeing their assigned rows.
This is perfect, Andy. You made my morning. I think your concluding sentence should become the standard TBR-cohort closing of all our written communications. You know? It can become our riposte to “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” “Get out there and pick some f’ing lettuce, you loser.” Such a poetic ring to it.
I don't think he likes anything or anybody - including himself - and certainly anyone he can manipulate. What would occur if no nation payed any attention to him and the SCOTUS and MAGA Congress pretended he didn't exist? Pretty soon he'd descend into severe depression and ... !?? Just wishing
1. "As a malignant narcissist, he enjoys causing pain and suffering to others as well as [ENJOYS] being unable to feel shame or guilt for his hateful actions."🤣!
2. Over these last 9 months, there have been -- and continue to be -- investigations into the how the vote counting / voting really went down, and these have uncovered a growing mountain of probative evidence supporting the contention that in fact tRUMP did NOT win [at least legitimately]. Mushk & tRUMP gleefully gloated over Elon's successful hack that got Orange Agolf Shitler the win -- on national news on election day. This was followed in June by Mushrat, after his infamous bromance break-up with tRUMP, hinting very broadly that he got ConOld, Commander in Cheat, the win. This hackjob is what "won" the Mango Malevolence the election, assisted hugely by the MANY MANY MANY other forms of voter & vote suppression and sabotage [bomb threats, deleting registered Dem voters from voter rolls, discarding (ergo not counting) Dem paper ballots, etc.]. This was a massive concerted effort to "win" Demented Diaper Donnie the election -- and by "win" I mean cheat, of course.
BOTTOM LINE #1: Even with Musk's hacking and all other vote sabotaging, still tRUMP only "won" by less than 1.5% over Harris, and by less than 50% of the "votes" (in quotes because millions of votes were created by Musk). It's estimated that actually Harris won by several million votes (4M to 6M), but that figure may grow when all forensic audits & investigations into the election have concluded.
BOTTOM LINE #2: 77 million individuals DID NOT VOTE for him. tRUMP is a criminal who cheated to "win" cuz he couldn't do it any other way.
It's extremely important that we understand this so we can stop all the finger-pointing, shaming & blaming directed at half the country. Did a significant number of maggot-heads, diehard Repugs, idiots & ignoramuses vote for tRUMP? Yes, but NOT half the country and not enough to legitimately win him the election. I'm gonna guess: 45%? More like 42%?
Well, there's this 40-minute video about vote tally anomalies. Weird deviations from normal results absolutely occurred in the swing states. The statistics are very clear and they indicate some clever hacking of voting machines.
EXACTLY RIGHT. This has been commented on for months in various places, including the youtube video you reference. Very very fishy... One thing I heard - though now I can't recall on which program (too many months, too many programs) - in which it was very carefully explained about the percentage out of or over normal voting patterns that triggers a red flag warning that something just ain't right. All swing states which were trending blue in voting during this election suddenly swung to the red (while we watched in shock), but very carefully stayed just under that percentage that triggers the warning to investigate the abnormality in voting pattern. Talk about bigly fishiness!!!
He’s able to escape so many problems with this Asia trip: Epstein files, the shutdown, ICE and National Guard problems, TSA/airport issues . . . then when he returns he can again blame all the communist, HAMAS immigrants, aka the Democrats!
I'm just glad we could enjoy the spectacle of a public event (World Series) without the presence of Mob Don. He would likely have found fault with the rules, the setting, the players, or the umpires--just like he does with our court system. He might further declare that no one knows more about baseball than he does.
Or at least The Basics such as what to do w/Pickle Juice when the pickles are G O N E, what to do w/ that knobby thing at the bottom of the bunch of Lettuce & of course, knowing which Type of Mustard you like, Hot & Spicy or Regular. ???
ICE agents would do a "piss-poor" job of it! But if it gets them off the streets with their weapons, their tear gas, and their flash bang toys, I'm all for it!
ICE agents are the guys who were too dumb to be admitted to Trump University.
Also recruited are all the January 6 patriots.
For anyone who somehow misconstrued - I was of course being sarcastic in calling the January low lives "patriots"!
Donna, IMO your wouldn't be reading TBR if you seriously meant "patriots" for Jan 6 low lives.
Thank you!!
The word “patriot” has become such an ugly word to me since January 6.
The No Kings demonstrators waving American flags are the true patriots.
It is like so many words in the English language that have changed meanings over the years. Until the ICE agents stand down because they collectively say this is wrong they are not patriots.
That won't happen. The best parts of our society are not becoming ICE agents
We were just about to visit you with torches and pitchforks, Donna.
(Sarcasm is one of this site’s many virtues.)
we be smart...we got it. 😊👌
😆😂🤣
Duh
Never occurred to me..l
Understood!
I wouldn't want their tainted hands on my veggies.
--with all nutrients sucked out and deported by their touch!
NOOooOoOoOO WAY, Donna!!! !!!! !! !
Patriots??? Nope. They are Dump asslickers.
I think Donna was being sarcastic?
Thank you, Andy ! I added as such but your comment is very much appreciated & confirms my intent! I continue to be amazed that you read all our remarks - you are the best!
There's a comments section for 'splainin jokes.
Whew! And p.u. -- the J6ers remain Dump asslickers.
Secretary of Commerce Nutlicker (Ludnick)
tRump and the repugs have been calling the participants in tRump's Beer-Belly Putsch 'patriots' since 2021. After all, you've got to really love America to smear shit all over the walls of the Capital.
--and there's enough doo-doo there as it is!
And yet he calls those criminals patriot.
I believe he has called them hostages as well
He has indeed. And they went through court hearings and due process, etc., unlike ICE-picked immigrants who get shipped to nightmare holding cells.
and Mikey Johnson and his ilk persist in calling anti-MAGA protestors Marxists and terrorists...... WTF
The closest I could come to being a Marxist is if I was related to Groucho.
Yes, Donna H. Kurz - those "patriot" ICE agents were recruited right out of prison.
And detention halls across America.
The Yam likes to say that he thought he was pardoning the New England Patriots for losing a game on January 6th.
And Oath Keepers, KKK, CN's, Q-Anon, militia members, neo-Nazis, neo-Confederates, Proud Boys, Boogaloo Boys, and who knows what other wackos.
ICE HOLES ??
I think we need to make it one word: ICEholes.
Oh,Steve..!! SPOT ON !! PRICELESS !!!
👏👏👏!!!
I clipped it from an old Michael Keaton 1984 movie called "Johnny Dangerously"
The line, from Keaton's poor English speaking nemesis went something like
"You Farking Ice Holes I Kill You"
you could as well be quoting Melania......
Yes, her diction can use some work. But that chick was not picked for her communication skills as she repeatedly demonstrates. More her ability to please master by staying out of the way without much talkback.
May they fall through them!
Steve Newman - "ICE HOLES" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣!
yet I wonder how many take advantage of the $60K signing bonus for student loan repayment - bet DHS considers TU a valid educational institute
Woah! A double back door grift. He truly is a stable coin genius.
That genius should be indicted for treason for that AI chip deal with the UAE. I don't know that there was one high level advisor that was on board with that. Does anyone think the UAE 2B investment to T JR. & Witkoff JR's crypto deal was simply a coincidence that it coincided with the chip deal ?
There are likely no coincidences with Trump and company.
My point exactly,If that ain't treason what qualifies these days?
None, Zero, Zip, NaDah
they spend the money on coal-rolling trucks with Confederate flags
Lee Zeldin has determined that rolling coal is great for the environment, Pete Smegmabreath endorsed the confederate flag!
Isn't it the ONLY educational institution that qualifies for the $60k signing bonus???
Yes, and farmers were still enraged because the replacements were substandard, and most of them failed the course on "how to pick fruit and vegetables."
Ebenezer Max Factor trAmp's only " major " is picking pockets.!
There’s no danger they’ll remain “down on the farm” for long. They are allergic to work.
Gassing Halloween parades, beating and shooting old and young, and ravaging communities isn’t work for them. It’s a joy ride.
Have you seen Bovino? He’s like 5 feet tall. He could hide under the cotton. Or beans or whatever is in the photo at the top of the column.
Probably too dumb to harvest crops...and so 0ut 0f shape not good candidates for military service. Hooray!
I sorta wanna turn that around and say they were SO dumb they actually applied! In any case, Andy, this missive feels like it might be your crowning jewel. What a great idea and I'd love nothingmore than to see these guys out there hoeing their assigned rows.
Today’s report might qualify for Andy’s Top 20.
(Of course I think that at least once a month.)
That would be the one time that being dumb was a benefit, saving you being swindled out of thousands $$$$$$!!?
Blessed be the remedial students of tyranny, still waiting for their diplomas in cruelty.
Blessings they are not!
Nobody said they were blessings, it is roasting them in the liturgical style
Spot on! I read this headline and really thought it was true. You got me today!!!!
Hey AB, I heard nobody got admitted to Trump U., right?
This is perfect, Andy. You made my morning. I think your concluding sentence should become the standard TBR-cohort closing of all our written communications. You know? It can become our riposte to “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” “Get out there and pick some f’ing lettuce, you loser.” Such a poetic ring to it.
The contingent selected to pick iceberg lettuce was rapidly oversubscribed --- further raising the tensions among the now physically fit ICE agents 🤔
Ouch! True but Ouch!
Wow! That really says something about how dumb the ICE agents are (at least the recent recruits).
What a good idea! Write your representatives.
I already have written HER, CongressWoman Ayanna Pressley!!
Lucky you! I miss Boston.
unless they are GOP reps, who are deaf, dumb and blind to anything unMAGA
Every time I think it's your best one yet... This one is high on the list. So funny, so sad.
What has happened to your country?
GO BLUE JAYS!
Must be tough for Trump to pick a side -- he hates Canada, but he also hates Los Angeles!
I don't think he likes anything or anybody - including himself - and certainly anyone he can manipulate. What would occur if no nation payed any attention to him and the SCOTUS and MAGA Congress pretended he didn't exist? Pretty soon he'd descend into severe depression and ... !?? Just wishing
MRI done on his skull was the cleanest the doctors had ever seen. It found absolutely nothing inside.
--just an empty echoing sound......
not true - he has shit for brains
I heard there were cobwebs but that could have been fake news
This is my fantasy.
As a malignant narcissist, he enjoys causing pain and suffering to others as well as being unable to feel shame or guilt for his hateful actions.
Sadly, 77 million individuals voted for him despite his wretchedness and now we are all paying a heavy price.
Hey, Joan -- Just a couple of things...
1. "As a malignant narcissist, he enjoys causing pain and suffering to others as well as [ENJOYS] being unable to feel shame or guilt for his hateful actions."🤣!
2. Over these last 9 months, there have been -- and continue to be -- investigations into the how the vote counting / voting really went down, and these have uncovered a growing mountain of probative evidence supporting the contention that in fact tRUMP did NOT win [at least legitimately]. Mushk & tRUMP gleefully gloated over Elon's successful hack that got Orange Agolf Shitler the win -- on national news on election day. This was followed in June by Mushrat, after his infamous bromance break-up with tRUMP, hinting very broadly that he got ConOld, Commander in Cheat, the win. This hackjob is what "won" the Mango Malevolence the election, assisted hugely by the MANY MANY MANY other forms of voter & vote suppression and sabotage [bomb threats, deleting registered Dem voters from voter rolls, discarding (ergo not counting) Dem paper ballots, etc.]. This was a massive concerted effort to "win" Demented Diaper Donnie the election -- and by "win" I mean cheat, of course.
BOTTOM LINE #1: Even with Musk's hacking and all other vote sabotaging, still tRUMP only "won" by less than 1.5% over Harris, and by less than 50% of the "votes" (in quotes because millions of votes were created by Musk). It's estimated that actually Harris won by several million votes (4M to 6M), but that figure may grow when all forensic audits & investigations into the election have concluded.
BOTTOM LINE #2: 77 million individuals DID NOT VOTE for him. tRUMP is a criminal who cheated to "win" cuz he couldn't do it any other way.
It's extremely important that we understand this so we can stop all the finger-pointing, shaming & blaming directed at half the country. Did a significant number of maggot-heads, diehard Repugs, idiots & ignoramuses vote for tRUMP? Yes, but NOT half the country and not enough to legitimately win him the election. I'm gonna guess: 45%? More like 42%?
You are amazing, Floofie! I am not at all surprised at the info you have presented.
Thank you, now would you please reveal where you obtained your information.
Well, there's this 40-minute video about vote tally anomalies. Weird deviations from normal results absolutely occurred in the swing states. The statistics are very clear and they indicate some clever hacking of voting machines.
https://youtu.be/AWSWqn7UHYM?feature=shared
EXACTLY RIGHT. This has been commented on for months in various places, including the youtube video you reference. Very very fishy... One thing I heard - though now I can't recall on which program (too many months, too many programs) - in which it was very carefully explained about the percentage out of or over normal voting patterns that triggers a red flag warning that something just ain't right. All swing states which were trending blue in voting during this election suddenly swung to the red (while we watched in shock), but very carefully stayed just under that percentage that triggers the warning to investigate the abnormality in voting pattern. Talk about bigly fishiness!!!
Where are you getting this information?
Impressive
That’s priceless; maybe he will position World Series as ‘so over’ … no one cares blah blah blah
Right after he has Kash Putzsmell destroy the NBA and indicts Le Bron for not shutting up and dribbling.
....it's trAmp who keeps " dribbling !"
love your "Kash Putzsmell" - thx
Kash Putzsmell. You're slayin' me.
Has anyone predicted that dump will have a massive stroke in January yet??
Is there an over and under? What’s the spread?
I don't know but if there was one I'd put money on it I think
Baseball is a complicated game. I doubt that he can understand it. It doesn't even involve an elephant or giraffe.
Yeap - for him they are all losers. Given how many were not born in USA - surprised ICE isn't at games. Training for assault on Super Bowl???
Remember? Some months ago, ICE did try to muscle their way into Dodger Stadium, but were met with fierce resistance and had to back down!!!
a conundrum!
love your "handle" Helena!
I wonder who or what he doesn't hate (other than itself).
At least fans will not have to worry about ICE raids around the ball park now that the Series has moved to Toronto!
When does he sign an Executive Order banning the singing O Canada when the Jays play in the United States
He’s able to escape so many problems with this Asia trip: Epstein files, the shutdown, ICE and National Guard problems, TSA/airport issues . . . then when he returns he can again blame all the communist, HAMAS immigrants, aka the Democrats!
Not only that but he has solved all our trade problems too.
...and threw yet another log on the diversionary. fire....resume nuclear testing 💣💥
Bombs away?
Surely, Trump would be violating some nuclear treaty or another!
The “nuclear option” for the Epstein files?
I'm just glad we could enjoy the spectacle of a public event (World Series) without the presence of Mob Don. He would likely have found fault with the rules, the setting, the players, or the umpires--just like he does with our court system. He might further declare that no one knows more about baseball than he does.
And he’d definitely grab the Lombardi trophy for his golden vanity oval.
Lombardi trophy??
I am a true Dodger fan. But if they gotta lose to anyone, I'm glad it's Blue Jays!
Are they qualified? Can they be trained?
“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer, "When I put my X on the signature line."
with an autopen
--or a standard issue large Sharpie!
The GOP Senators need to be out in those fields to do meaningful work too.
preferably without pay
Lindsey Graham has volunteered to be unpaid Field Supervisor.
Bottoms up, Lindsey! Pick that fruit!
Perfect, John Townsend.
Joyce Zagurski - Flimsy Graham-craker would be happy to stand around watching a bunch of men bend over - that would be pay enough for him.
And no health care.
Perhaps that will be their “just rewards” when all is said and done.
And my the Spirit of John McCain give a big thumps UP and smile upon their labors in the fields (plural)
Sister! Amen, Amen to that! Praise be!
Now that is an idea I can get behind. It would be the first honest day’s work most have done in a long time.
“And in other news Homeland Security head Kristi Noem was reportedly changing sheets and towels at a Motel 8 in Peoria”
Hummm!.. just a thought...have Kristi move on.to Churchill Downs..and " change the
" sheets " for the elegant equine gentry each early morn...
Might be a great lesson in humility ....🤔
Better there than in government! Maybe her talents will be better aligned......
I'd be afraid she'd shoot the horses.
God I wish that were true....
At least the ICE agents are better paid.
And by the government.
Ice holes are paid blood money. Disgusting
I loved this, Andy. I doubt if anyone will top it today.
Give Trump time! Don’t underestimate him.
You are so right! It is so possible that for half a second, I was ready to believe!
I only wish Andy had Vance scrape ketchup off the wall before heading out to pick crops.
"hold the pickle, hold the lettuce . . . "
Whose 🥒?
LOL. I don't think anyone in the administration has the pickle to do the right thing!
BRILLIANT!
Great! It should build some character! With any luck, maybe the rotten tomatoes will hurl themselves at these sweaty miscreants.
LOL thanks for that image!
I picture them with faces, screaming like that baseball in the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
…and this ICE harvest will provide frozen vegetables for food kitchens in war-torn Portland. Brilliant!
Unfortunately, this funny story is no less ridiculous than the truth. We need to help these hard-working immigrants, obtain citizenship, ASAP!
If only…
maybe they will learn the value of HARD work, and maybe gain an understanding of where food comes from, other than neatly packaged in their Big Macs!
if only!
Or at least The Basics such as what to do w/Pickle Juice when the pickles are G O N E, what to do w/ that knobby thing at the bottom of the bunch of Lettuce & of course, knowing which Type of Mustard you like, Hot & Spicy or Regular. ???
--and their behinds will be fried instead of the potatoes!
ICE agents would do a "piss-poor" job of it! But if it gets them off the streets with their weapons, their tear gas, and their flash bang toys, I'm all for it!
May they crawl through manure to pick the crops….